His jawline is more structured than my life and I need all the discipline I can get.
Apart from being ridicuously good looking and ensuring my basement is perpetually flooded, he is pretty entertaining. He frequently lip syncs like a dork in his car to some of my favourite old school tunes, so I don’t feel so bad about doing it myself…..except he looks so much better doing it than I do. I just look like I’ve mentally snapped and found my inner thug meanwhile other motorists are going “Oh boy look at the white girl”…..
Pfffttt whatever I’m cool….
There are also the adventures of Nick and Joey (his dog). The two of them are pretty adorbs. You’ll see many a cameo by Joey in Nick’s instagram and snapchat feed.
And did I mention the guy likes The Ninja Turtles!!!
Seriously! Where do I find one like him???
*reaches for a donut to fill the void*